Snob

Dear friend,

First things first, when a girl is on her period you do not ever mess with her. I repeat, never I can't emphasise that enough. There are times that I just want to hide in my room because I honestly feel like if I step out I would probably end up cutting someone's head off or gravely offending them.

I honestly feel like I want to cut my stomach open and just ugh. Have I mentioned that I feel like a fat bloated whale every fucking time I eat? I mean it's like any second now Moby dick is gonna appear in the corner and just hunt me down. To be completely honest, that doesn't sound too bad right now. And have I mentioned that my digestion is horrible? I hate this. And have I mentioned I'm always thirsty? which is horrible because that would mean more horrible disgusting trips to the bathroom.

And lastly, the attitude. I honestly don't mean to be a complete bitch, it just happens naturally. It's like, my brain is naturally wired to be a bitch when I'm on my period. It's like a become this complete snob who doesn't care about anyone, and I admit that. Most of the time, I just wish that things didn't have to be this way. I h a t e hormones.

xx